lay a pipe

taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highway,dropping a log, tapping a colon, releasing the anaconda

I have to lay a pipe soooooo bad the turtle's peeping outta his shell!

by endoscrapy August 31, 2008

lay the pipe

to rail a chick from the back

id lay the pipe to that skank ass ho!

by Josh Aussems March 26, 2005

lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 02, 2012

lay some pipe

vulgar slang for sexual intercourse

That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.

by Charles Uwe December 05, 2003

Laying Some Pipe

When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"

Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."

by Excelsior0509 November 16, 2007

Laying Fatty Pipe

When one begins engaging in sexual activities with multiple individuals after a certain event.

Tom: Once I get these braces off I'm going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow.

George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.

by S-on-my-D November 02, 2009

Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer

I was laying down pipe on Emily last night

by BigDickDaddy615537 August 06, 2017