When parents need to fuck the shit out of each other, but they can't tell the kids what they're doing so they say they're going to fold laundry.
(Dad) "Hey mama, I'm need to fuck the shit out of you. Let's go fold laundry." (Mom) "Kids, I'm going to go fold laundry." Dad sneaks away moments later.
by tmunny127 January 29, 2015
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I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!
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Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.
In general can be used for any type of hook up.
Specifically, occasions when one goes to clean their clothes with someone else and gets more than the wash done.
In general can be used for any type of hook up.
Dan: "Should I go hang out with Emily tonight?"
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
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Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
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Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.
Gabe: "Yea man, she's down to do The Laundry!"
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Maddy: "Do you know where Grace went last nightt?"
Krystal: "She ended up at Michael's"
Maddy: "Yeaah, I hope she got The Laundry done!"
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Mary went to the frat quad to do The Laundry, and came back wearing clothes that were particularly clean, if you know what I mean.
by RVA403 October 18, 2010
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Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...
by N0where December 11, 2021
Get the Laundry Asshole mug.Kevs laundry is an alternate way of referring to any type of drug / narcotic. Derived from a night out in Europe, when a house party was hosted by the legendary Kevin, being invited into the laundry out the back, behind a washing powder box to get high on his supply... Kevs laundry was born.
Bro, should we get some Kevs laundry tonight?
Yeah dude, keen.
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Might sneak out the back to catch up with Kev, interested?
Yupp
Yeah dude, keen.
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Might sneak out the back to catch up with Kev, interested?
Yupp
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