According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
by Leesbra July 21, 2021
Get the All Known Laws of Aviation mug.The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
Get the did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? mug.The set of laws of that govern the events or plausibility of these events in any show or movie involving guns, lasers, mechas, spaceships, explosions, destruction or any sound that can be represented by the word "pew" etc. They are denoted by roman numerals in the lower case starting with "n" as the list continues to grow. It is probably the longest list numbered in roman numerals that you will ever see in your entire life.
Bob: You know what, I think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
by Point Blank Sniper June 20, 2009
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1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor
1. I like women but the time is not now. (Meaning that he or she will follow these laws til death or get married)
2. Honor the V-code.
3. Maintain my reputation for the squad.
4. Be nobody's seconds.
5. Be a virgin for life.
6. Virgin Before Dishonor
You have broke the pacts of the v-laws, so now you must leave the circle of virgin and go some place else.
by Ronny Kim February 20, 2011
Get the v-laws mug.During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.
In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."
Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"
Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"
Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
by Galois September 14, 2011
Get the Lawsowned mug.A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.
"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"
by ckoowh March 6, 2010
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