Latvian Cookie Stamp

The act of clapping someone's buttcheeks together as they are pooping, shaping or cutting the log.

Oh no, Brad gave me another Latvian Cookie Stamp!

by Bo_Nanuz August 17, 2018

latvian health ministry

A bunch of idiots

Hey look, the latvian health ministry made it illegal to buy anything besides food

by Jurisc December 15, 2020

Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once

I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD

by DrSunners November 06, 2011

Latvian national head day

latvian celebration when every couple gives each other head is on 23rd of March

Today is Latvian national head day!

by janiszarins March 22, 2023

Latvian

A Latvian is essentially a Lithuanian who didn't learn to speak properly.

Lithuanian: (says something)
Latvian: (replies)
Lithuanian: Bro wtf is that a real language?

by Foreigner3 November 30, 2021

Latvian bro

A cool person from Latvia who doesn't get any storms.

Me: Bruh the Latvian will get storms again
Latvian bro: Won't happen or it will just dissipate before hitting me

*Estonia gets many supercells in a day*
Latvian: Bro this ain't fair

by Slingaroo June 26, 2024

the latvian curse

Got you there you fat Latvian shit ahahah better luck next time-Maxime

a Latvian curse is when you trick your friend into searching something up in urban dictionary

Tomass is dumb and fell to the Latvian curse

by Carmen6969 October 27, 2020