Laredo

Border town in south Texas with a population of 200,000 and a small minority of illegal immigrants; city is overwhelmingly made up of Hispanics (95% approx.) -- it's fine if you don't live in the shitty parts. Still a historical place, and one of the oldest cities in Texas. Only real way to make good money is the oil industry or import/export.

Raqem should shut the hell up about Laredo.

by Victor February 3, 2004

pulled a Larsen

This occurs when one is so drunk that they deside to shit on their own dormroom floor, regardless of the fact that multiple people are sleeping on said floor. This person must also be mentally unstable and able to snap at a moments notice without warning.

"Dude did you hear about Meesh last weekend?"
"No man, what happened?"
"That bitch so pulled a Larsen!"
"..Nasty"

by It doesnt really matter September 22, 2008

Laredo

Hell on earth.

When Laredo freezes over.

by bobterwill August 21, 2003

Max Larsen

A sexy man with an elephant cock. It’s basically a 3rd leg. It is growing a tie it’s so fucking massive.

Max Larsen soloed the 3 legged race

by Supertoadxl February 28, 2020

Axel Larsen

Swedish God Gamer.

There's only one Axel Larsen. :AxelDeep:

by Axel Larsen October 7, 2021

Laredo

A small city that was ranked 2nd on Men's Digest "Most Ignorant Cities" survey

I moved from San Antonio to Laredo, it should be nuked or given to Mexico.

by Stephen Ramirez June 15, 2005

Laredo

A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)

I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003