When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;
1. The girl goes home in a huff.
2. Crazy action takes place.
It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.
1. The girl goes home in a huff.
2. Crazy action takes place.
It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.
Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.
by Yoshimitsu is god January 20, 2010
A highly over-exaggerated story about someone doing something completely impossible. This story must be defended to a point in which friends get into huge fights, and someone gets kicked out of someone else's house. The story must also always be FALSE.
Last night I got jumped by 5 guys and kicked the shit out of all of them.
That sounds like a Landi Story.
That sounds like a Landi Story.
by snl275 January 04, 2012
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
by landon is a cacti named landi January 23, 2005
A Dirty Landis is when you grab a pickle and put a hole in it with a drill and nut inside it and then drink your nut filled pickle.
by Tennoheikabanzai66 April 30, 2021
Hannah is a great friend. If you piss her off then you’ll be off with minus one best friend. She’s a player and does not stick with one person.
by Hannah Landis September 13, 2018
Yo-Landi Vi$$er is half of the Afrikaans rap/rave group Die Antwoord. (Pronounced De Antwoord) known for her unique style and voice.
Queen of the rats. Face of Zef. Artistic God.
Queen of the rats. Face of Zef. Artistic God.
by NumbchuckBitch January 27, 2018