Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

by contorto January 30, 2021

fake landlord

A landlord who pumps beer as well as hot barmaids. They barmaids usually end up doing porno's after. He wants to add a taxi to his repertoire

You seen that Mark recently? Oh the fake landlord

by FakeLandlord May 15, 2018

Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.

My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.

by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020

Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023

Cherry Landlord

A person that has custody over popping someone’s cherry.
This does, however, have to be consensual, or else the person
has Absolutely No right of passage.

“I think I might get down on Kimber tonight.”
“Woah, dude. Clark is her Cherry Landlord, not cool.”

by I’m me, not me April 20, 2023

Data Landlord

A platform, company, or AI system that hoards the context, code, or creative output generated by users—effectively charging rent for access to their own digital brain. Commonly found in ecosystems where memory, agent knowledge, and historical workflows are trapped behind a paywall or subscription tier.

I trained that agent for months and now they want $49.99 just to access my prompts? Total data landlord move.

by the_hmm July 18, 2025

tip your landlord

(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.

During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.

by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary September 9, 2023