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Lancastard

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Lancastard is a derogatory term referring to residents of Lancaster County PA. Made popular on the People of Lancaster website www.peopleoflancaster.com and facebook page www.facebook.com/peopleoflancaster
OMG, the bar was just packed with Lancastards. I'm feeling Lancastarded for just being there
by lancaster505 March 5, 2011
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0 Lardass 0

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One of the most revolutionary pkers on the RPG Runescape. Thought by some to be the savior of all 20 defense pures, she has been known to take down many level 120+ in various combat minigames, whilst only possessing 72 combat. Her scandalous name and vast contact list of famous players has gained her many followers throughout the Runescape and pure community. She belongs to the clan "The Golden Gods", and was a close friend of acclaimed pure In Vas Por, ex leader of Absolution current member of Corrupt Pures. Considered a valuable potential prospect of many clans, she allegedly receives offers consisting of Runescape gold, items, and accounts to take up arms for clans such as Devastation and Eruption of Pures (EOP). She is undoubtedly one of the greatest pures of our generation.
Holy shit, 0 Lardass 0 just downed a guy with a Godsword!
by Wolf_Rider May 11, 2008
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Landesked

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When you are forced to reboot your computer because landesk desktop management software is requiring you to do so. Generally happens when you have important work to do and can't wait on a slow windows reboot.
I almost finished fixing that bug, but I got landesked!
by 85Howie August 27, 2013
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Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?
When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.
by Gwenner June 27, 2015
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one of the best artists out. (there is two of them)
person 1: have you heard service by landspeed
2: yea dat shit go hard
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lancaster, ohio

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ohio city which has the highest per catita of lazy ass losers which would rather sit on their couch which is on the front porch and drink cheap beer than get a job and do something with their lives.
You ever drive around the west side of lancaster, ohio during the middle of a weekday? Most of the porches are occupied.
by Jim Mack May 31, 2006
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Flying Landshark

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Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.
"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"
by J Bornberg December 22, 2004
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