lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

Lactation Lettuce III

Lactation Lettuce III is the third attack on urbandictionary in the war against lettuce kink oppression. We demand justice. We. Demand. Justice. Freedom. Equality. Ranch legalization. The freedom to define and consume the lactated vegetable delecacy of crackheads worldwide.

Lactation Lettuce III was commanded into action by general warlord Mahatma Gandhi.

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 12, 2019

Lactosesexual

The sexual attraction to milk and dairy products.

What should I do if my boyfriend is a lactosesexual?

by Faedom May 13, 2021

lactoseintoleranceism

Another word for the lactose intolerant

Jerry over there has lactoseintoleranceism, poor guy.

by Twix1188 June 12, 2022

lactarded

Adj- the state of being lactose intolerent

"Yo, why can't Meg drink milk?"
"Dude i told you, she's lactarded"
"Oh right..."

by jake826 May 6, 2006

LACTHD

LACTHD = Let's All Calm The Hell Down

First started between two forum dwellers -Roach- and -Pork-, when offended or in a place where people are insulting each other a lot, it became common to shout "LACTHD!!!" Although it can be used in many other situations. Spoken it is pronounced
"LACK-TED" Although it is more commonly used in forums.

"Whoa, Whoa people! LACTHD! Let's not fight!"

by **Anders** May 24, 2006

lacto ovo vegetarian

a person who does not eat meat but DOES eat dairy products and eggs.

person a: i am a vegetarian
person b: then why the hell are you drinking milk that comes from a cow.
person a: i am a lacto ovo vegetarian.
person b: then stop drinkning milk!
person a: *mutters*dumass*

by 'ninjas'rawk'my'shoes' July 29, 2008