The act of ripping apart a black man limb from limb, having a registered priest rub the black mens guts over the genitals of the other men at the sermon.
This is a requirement in the act of Moon Gooning, only if one could not attain elk blood.
This is a requirement in the act of Moon Gooning, only if one could not attain elk blood.
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Get the lagortatumortationagotherionism mug.An unexpected mix of wild energy and nerdy charm. LaPortia can go from passionately debating about politics and neuroscience to downing tequila shots and somehow ends up twerking on a stage. Nonetheless, always down for a good time, she’s the friend who turns any outing into a comedy special, sprinkles in a little harmless chaos, and never fails to put a smile on your face.
“I went out for dinner with LaPortia… now I’m at the club wearing a sombrero while she explains quantum physics to the bartender.”
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When someone clears your plate before you have finished eating. Can also be referred to as ‘Laporting’.
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