Monetary Lubrication

Abrive, Somthing to sweeten the deal, Somthing to coax, persuading

Matt: My project is late.
Mr. Testa: I think we can figure somthing out with Monetary Lubrication.
Matt: haha

by Peeedurrr January 24, 2007

Social Lubricant

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.

She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.

by London Craig November 8, 2006

Lubricated Trombone

Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick

Ben got a lubricated trombone from Bella and Caitlin

by anonymous May 10, 2023

Lubrigate

to put a person in charge of the lubrication or lubricating.

Denna: You, get the oil and lube that shredder
Meagan: Ok, Yes boss
Andrea: Way to lubrigate Denna!

by purplelily8 February 20, 2013

lubricatti

Heathens who encourage the righteous to partake in masturbation.

Steve forced me to go to a knob polishing gala, a total lubricatti move

by Sandy Mormon April 20, 2015

Lubrication Station

Where you go to experience the process of being lubricated.

Wow!!! I went to the Lubrication Station for the first time and I'm feeling erotic!!

by chairhopper498 December 12, 2017

lubricatius

A spell in the harry potter universe used to produce lube for sexual activities, such as anal sex, vaginal sex, or masturbation, among other things

"lubricatius" draco said as he used his wand to lube up his hard dick, so that when he inserted his above average penis into harrys tight asshole, it would not hurt as much

by uwubeckett69 November 2, 2021