jewish locomotive

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.

Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?

by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019

temporal locomotive anarchism

A political doctrine expressing the present and temporary disdain for the crazy motives of politicians and the populace in general, stemming from the words temporal ("pertaining to the present time"), locomotive (loco, "crazy" + motive, "personal incentive"), and anarchism ("doctrine urging the abolition of government").

I believe in temporal locomotive anarchism. I don't hate politics, I just hate the way they are now.

by Lobbying for Tomorrow May 8, 2010

Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner leans over the toilet with her ass facing you. You initiate Anal intercourse just like the standard missionary position except she will start to urinate into the toilet as you go in her ass.

Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Nice!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

Rusty Leaky Locomotive

This is when you stand infront of your toilet naked while your female partner (unlike the regular Leaky Locomotive hangs on your shoulders facing you. As you Initiate vaginal intercourse your female partner takes a dump in the toilet.
*Warning* This can get very dirty.

Rusty Leaky Locomotive:
Bob: "Dude it go so messy last night!"
Frank: "messy, why?"
Bob: "We did the Rusty Leaky locomotive!"
Frank: "Woah!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

reverse locomotive

a sexual act in which the erect male is seated in a chair and his female partner with as much speed and force as possible lowers herself onto the turgid shaft, resulting in immediate penetration to the hilt of the male's penis into her vagina.

When Jenny gave me a reverse locomotive last night, she nearly broke my dick in half!

by Norton Keystone August 15, 2008

The Locomotive Motion

The act of a woman having sex with a man's anus using a strap-on dildo, while that man has sex with another man's anus, who is having sex with another woman's anus.

What are doing for your couple's date tonight?

The locomotive motion!

by The 23rd Conductor March 4, 2011

plumb locomotive

Totally crazy about trains.

Just because someone has all of da "Thomas the Tank Engine" episodes on VHS/DVD and/or owns a large model-railroad layout doesn't mean dat he's actually "plumb locomotive".

by QuacksO October 30, 2023