legs 

the things most people you walk with

“I got a new tattoo on my legs is it cool?”

legs by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025

legs! 

Legs are often seen at the front doors of Westmount, late at night.

Elizabeth and I were venturing out into the darkness when we seen....LEGS!!

legs! by Richard. January 16, 2005

Legs like Sarah Brady 

when a girl has long, silky legs that are so good they make you wanna cry. Sarah Brady is michigan-native who dominated the world of volleyball.

Dude #1: did you see that girl? she had legs like Sarah Brady.

Dude #2: i'm sporting a semi.

Legs like Sarah Brady by bkr210 May 10, 2011

legs for days 

The term for a physical property of a female whe she has long and sexually appealing legs

"Did you see the legs on that cocktail waitress?"
"Yea dude, she had legs for DAYS!"

legs for days by Rick December 25, 2008

legs painted on 

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

legs painted on by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

legs apartment 

The comeback to the stupidest phrase of all time "arms house"

Guy 1: Did you see the way they beat the shit of that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah that was arms house.

Guy 1: Naa.. it was legs apartment.

Guy 2: Word.

legs apartment by Glens Garage August 1, 2011

legs-a-spread

a game played in the 1800s to the early 1900s in which two men strip there pants and sit with spread legs with the feet together and slap each other's testicals tell one admits defeat.

me and my buddy played a game of legs-a-spread I slapped his balls so hard he threw up after

legs-a-spread by nds22 April 25, 2014