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Let's Go Brandon

Phrase used in game popular amongst Americans of exceptionally low I.Q. that means "I have a micropenis".

Note: Women utter this phrase when they wish to secretly communicate to their ugly friends that they have an unusually large and/or deformed clitoris.
Eric: "I was checking out your junk in the hotel room before our peaceful protest at the Capitol on January 6th and your crotch looks like my Grandma's?!"

Donnie Jr.: "Let's Go Brandon!"

Let's Go Brandon

In an attempt to cover up a NASCAR crowd chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" a commentator accidentally invented a colloquial Dog Whistle that MAGA white-supremacists and MAGA white-supremacist apologists use to encourage eachother as well as disrupt any conversation that has literary nothing to do with Joe Biden.
Normal Person: it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

MAGA WS: Let's Go Brandon!

Normal person: What the Hell is wrong with you?

MAGA WS: You're TRIGGERED!!!!

Let's Go Brandon

A pussy way of saying "Fuck Joe Biden" that obnoxious republicans use to berate Joe Biden's very existence.
Man 1: Jesus Christ, i thought Trump was bad, Biden is turning America into a black hole!
Man 2: Ikr!?! Let's Go Brandon
Man 1: ... Just say Fuck Joe Biden dude it's not that hard 1st Amendment???

Let's go Brandon

A phrase developed in 2002 among the pedophilia kink community as a cheer for for Brandon Watts, a well known child porn actor famous for his gay sex Bukkake videos. It later became a phrase the underground community would use to identify each other in more public venues. On October 2, 2021 reporter Kelli L. Stavast, working with Nascar, trolled thousands of Republicans by cleverly getting them to adopt the phrase as part of their own lingo after a crowd of Nascar fans were chanting the phrase "Fuck Joe Biden", and she sneakily suggested they were actually using the famous child molestation identifier phrase. It has since experienced wide adoption among the pedophile Republican community, many of which view it as a sign that their kink is finally being widely accepted with the public.
Republican: Let's go Brandon!
Average Person: What does that mean?
Republican: It's how I identify people who support my cause! It really triggers the libs!
Let's go Brandon by Random-Miser December 7, 2021

Let's go Brandon

1. Your telling someone name Brandon to do it
2. Your saying fuck Joe Biden
3. Your asking someone to hit me up with your tens or number
1. Brandon I know you can do it let's go Brandon
2. I going to say for you all let's go Brandon how I feel about Joe
3. Will you mind for your let's go Brandon?
Let's go Brandon by 459395 February 22, 2022

Let's go Brandon

A code-phrase used by pedophiles to discreetly identify one another online or in public.
Pedo 1: "Let's go Brandon."
Pedo 2: *holds up hand with thumb and index fingers forming a ring, and remaining fingers indicating up or down to show gender preference*
Let's go Brandon by RubenMugen November 5, 2021