lay the smack down

To take control of a situation with the intention of resolving it as rapidly as possible

I am gonna go in there and lay the smack down

by KaffyP February 3, 2010

Lay Down Shower

A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience

We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.

by magizzle September 13, 2007

lay the shit down

v. To articulate in plain and explicit language an unpleasant or undesired truth.

Tomorrow when I see him I'm just gonna lay the shit down.

by Kenji Yamada April 29, 2006

Lay The Sauce

Layin' The Sauce

How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?

Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix

Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?

by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018

Lay Down Sally

The term 'Lay down Sally' was coined during the 2004 Olympics when olympic rower Sally Robbins dropped her oar, allowing it to drag in the water. She gave up and laid back on teammate Julia Wilson's lap. Australia consequently finished last.

Since this event a 'Lay down Sally' has been used to described someone who gives up on a job/task right in the middle of it because they can't be bothered finishing.

Dan: I'm tired of moving these bricks

John: Don't you pull a Lay down Sally on me

by Ellpup November 20, 2013

Lay a stripe

Verb: To spaff in such a way as to leave a thin line of semen (usually up the back or stomach of ones sexual partner).

Sarah Palin? Man, I would give anything to lay a stripe down that bitch's back.

by The Boston Mainframe. March 3, 2011

to lay the smack down

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.

When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

by Prophet Samuel December 8, 2004