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Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!
bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?
by Mr.CleanGuy April 17, 2021
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LASER

/ˈleɪzər/

noun.
(plural = lasers)

1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.

verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)

1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo

adjective.

1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures
"Max had his cat run around the house to chase a laser pointer."
by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022
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Laser

Cool, dope. A term used for something that is outstandingly awesome
"Did you see the Shamrock Shake is back?"
"Yeah, those things are laser."
by Gooosepoop March 19, 2023
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Laser shark

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.
In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.
by tonbird February 2, 2010
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laser pointing

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room
Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!
by Chanukah October 23, 2019
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Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.
Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.
by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009
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laser focus

Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.
She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.
by Zappoblappo November 26, 2013
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