F.I.L.F.

"father I'd like to f*ck";
Term of endearmemt used by gay men and straight women towards older adult males they find sexually attractive;
A category used in the gay porn industry.

"Damn, Eric Estrada is one hot brown F.I.L.F.!"

by rtis130 July 7, 2007

t.i.l.f

Teacher I'd Like to Fuck.

ex.
1) "OMG, did you see Mr. Finafrock."
"Yeah thats totaly a T.I.L.F!"
" WOW, you are so right OMG! I'd so hit that"

2) Mr.Weible is so not a T.I.L.F.!!

3) Mr.Sheiler is SOOOOO... in the happenings for a T.I.L.F.

4) Mrs.Giesey is so my Grandpa's T.I.L.F.

by Seather May 5, 2006

M.I.L.F.

Any woman in her early 30s to late 40s. These women are in danger of being attacked by horny teenaged boys.

"Hurhur, she's a MILF."
"Get therapy, dude."

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

B.I.L.F.

Boomer I’d like to Fire!

My dad won’t take me to get ice cream, he’s such a B.I.L.F. (Boomer I’d like to Fire)

by Uploads of Fun February 8, 2020

GR.I.L.F

Grany I'd Like To Fuck =)

Matt's moms a GR.I.L.F

by Faulksie November 17, 2004

M.A.D.I.L.F.

mother and daugther i love to f@ck

homie 1: you seen elaines mom? elaine and her moms is straight m.a.d.i.l.f.!

homie 2: whats m.a.d.i.l.f.?

homie 3: you aint know? mother and daughter i love to f@ck!

by fattstacks September 11, 2011

L&F

Lunch and fuck. Aka, a "nooner". A dalliance during the day.

The stressful morning was somewhat alleviated by the fact that Jennifer had planned a L&F for midday.

by HOPSJ March 3, 2017