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GR.I.L.F 

Grany I'd Like To Fuck =)
Matt's moms a GR.I.L.F
GR.I.L.F by Faulksie November 17, 2004
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Gr.I.L.F 

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )
Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D
Gr.I.L.F by Matt December 6, 2004

G.R.I.L.F.

Grunkle I'd like to fuck. This is a term used for Gravity Falls fans when they talk about the different Grunkles in the show that they have an interest in. This can be used for a Grunkles such as Stanley or Stanford Pines.
"Dude, Ford Pines is such a fucking G.R.I.L.F."

The sentence here is saying that they want to fuck Ford Pines because he is a grunkle.

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c 

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."
Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

Gril friend

Friend that is female with a nonromantic relationship with a male.

A way to call a friend that's a girl without saying "girl friend" because people would give people the wrong thought.
Ex. 1
Abby: Are you dating Grace?
Bill: no she's just my gril friend.

Abby: yeah, that's what I thought.

Ex. 2
Yeah, Suzys just a gril friend bro. I like abby, you know that.
Gril friend by 사랑해gochu August 29, 2017
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