S.L.A.P.P 

Sounds Like A Personal Problem

Jessica: OMG I stayed up so late last night watching Star Wars and now I can't focus in class!
Avery: S.L.A.P.P
Jessica: what?
Avery: Sounds like a personal problem
Jessica: OMG I hate you

S.L.A.P.P by thishandleisnottaken September 18, 2017

a/s/l 

age sex location

somethings creeps say

only girls the age of 12 enjoy

creep:a/s/l
girl(older):wow get a fucking life you creep

creep:a/s/l
12 year old girl: 19 female boston YOU SHOULD COME SEE ME!
creep:jackpot got me a 12 year old!

a/s/l by getrhwhndone April 10, 2009

F.I.N.A.L.S. 

An acronym for the phrase " Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit"

Often said after seeing your grade on a final cumulative test after a whole semester was "D" or below.

Dennis: "Dude? Why are you crying?"

Eric: "I just fucked up on my health finals."

Dennis: "Wow you suck ass man, senior year and you still haven't passed that easy freshman shit???"

Eric: "F.I.N.A.L.S."

Dennis: *sighs and shakes head* "Tard."

F.I.N.A.L.S. by Phreshiee December 23, 2009

S.L.A.M 

Sexy Like A Motherfucka

That bitch over their is S.L.A.M.

S.L.A.M by Atxslim July 19, 2007

S.L.A.P. 

Sounds Like A Plan

origin bennington, vermont

what are we doing tonight?
pos movie.
s.l.a.p.

S.L.A.P. by kjax jackson April 15, 2007

s.l.a.p. 

acronym meaning "sounds like a plan", i.e. when making plans with friends and coming to an agreeable conclusion.

Friend 1 "let's meet up at my place and head to the party from there, cool?"
Friends 2 "ok, s.l.a.p.! see you there"

s.l.a.p. by ElPGnarly March 8, 2009

S.A.L.T. 

S.A.L.T.-usually used as a noun but sometimes an adjective-Sexy Adult Lady There. This phrase usually followed by a number to tell everyone what direction the woman is in. The number is the time on a clock which is used to give direction to the person or persons you are alerting.

Me-"S.A.L.T. 6"
Chad-"Oh damn that lady behind me is wicked hot"

Chad-"There must be some S.A.L.T. in the water"
Peter-"Yeah man all the girls here are smokin'."

S.A.L.T. by Mr. Badoian June 7, 2010