kurtosis

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.

Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?

by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008

Kurtism

Kurtism is a religion used to worship Kurapika Kurta, from Hunter X Hunter.

thou shalt drownith in an indescribable emptiness 🛐 kurtisms 4:20 🛐
. :∞♡*♥♥*♡∞: .
all other HXH religions are non-existent✝
🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐MOE🛐SAKURA🛐
. :∞♡*♥♥*♡∞: .
death to the demons in hell (aka the Phantom Troupe)🛐 kurtisms 3:25🛐

Wipe All Spiders From Their Puny Existance.

“I have converted to Kurtism. I worship, my one and only god, ‘Kurapika Kurta’.

by NX~~ November 4, 2020

kurtism

when we worship kurapika, we celabrate kurtism. we send praise by saying "akaku." kurapika is our god. he is our savior.

"hey! i just worshiped our god kurapika. akaku! akaku! i'm so happy for kurtism."

by hisokasleftnut November 10, 2020

Kurtsie

Fans of the amazing Kurt Hummel from the Fox television show Glee. The name, Kurtsies, was bestowed upon Kurt fans by the very talented Chris Colfer, the actor who plays Kurt on Glee.

I love the Kurt Hummel fan videos, I'm such a Kurtsie.

by Ima Kurtsie December 1, 2009

Kurtisim

Is the superintendent religion in comparison to the savage chrollothics people seem to praise. We are far more superior now pray to our heavenly father,

🛐 akaku moesakaru 🛐

Ayo, what's that blonde emo chick my daughter keeps praying to?
Ah that's Kurapika we should consider converting to Kurtisim 🛐🙏😼

by 1Clary November 2, 2020

kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".

"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

...if you like this, you will love sherminator

by hot carl January 27, 2005

kurtseyeliner

The best tiktoker i’ve ever heard of who makes amazing tiktoks and is a really cool mutual ❤️

Kurtseyeliner is so cool!

by kurtseyelinerisamazing May 31, 2021