Kumon Kid

A kid who goes to Kumon and therefore always gets good math grades. They usually suck at any other subject though

Friend 1: How'd you do on that math test!
Friend 2: Great! I sat next to Johnny so I copied off him.

Friend 1: No fair! Johnny's a Kumon Kid

by mskcct January 6, 2016

Kumon Reward

What you get in the morning for being good.

(Noun) When I'm good in the morning, I get a huge Kumon Reward

(Verb) I'm gonna Kumon Reward when I wake up this morning.

by Baggotry January 8, 2009

kumon

I FUCKING HATE KUMON SO MUCBIT GIVE ME NIGHT MARES AND I HAVE TO DO LITERALLY 2 BOOKLETS A DAY I WANT TO DIE FUCK THIS PLACE ISTG THERE ALL THE SAME WITH WET VARPETS FLICKERING LIGHTS AND YELLOW WALLS I LITERALLY HATE UT HERE I WANT TO DIE KILL ME THIS PLAVE IS SHIT ME AND MY MOMS RELATIONSHIP HAS LITERALLY GONE TO HELL BECAUSE OF THIS U WANT TO DIE KILL ME O,S

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by imliterallycrying March 5, 2023

Kumon

A torture method of math for ages K-12.

Person 1: I have to go to Kumon tomorrow
Person 2: Ugh, good luck

by VocabInferno$$$ September 23, 2022

Kumon Study

An interracial relationship between a South Asian male and East or Southeast Asian female.

Plays on the trope of both communities being highly education-focused and joining Kumon in their younger years.

"Typical Kumon Study, I've been seeing it more and more in Manhattan".

by parkchoi May 19, 2025

Kumon

KUMON IS F*CKING HELL ON EARTH PEOPLE. THEY GIVE WAY TO MUCH MUCH F*CKING HOMEWORK AND THE PEOPLE THERE ARE LIKE THE DEVIL. GOD HELP ME.

Kumon is f*cking hell on earth!

by MissKnowItALLGirl November 4, 2022

Kumon theory

like the oxford theory but instead of white men or white women its south asian men or women. a chinese girl and a indian guy would be considered kumon theory. its called kumon because of the shared trauma of kumon

im so sick of the oxford theory, kumon theory is so much better

by fuhmybigchuguslife November 22, 2025