kubotan

A safer and perhaps more effective alternative to brass knuckles. It's usually a lightweight aluminum stick no more than 6 inches long that you hold in your fist. You strike your assailant using a backfist jab motion in a pressure point to pretty much stun them. Legal in all 50 states and can fit on your keychain if you get the right type.

An ex-girlfriend of mine got some drunk guys at a party together and told them to kick my ass. All five of them confronted me outside the back porch and I took out my kubotan and struck the main guy in the temple with a kubotan. The rest of the people freaked out and left.

by Sensei Jaye April 4, 2010

KABLOOM!!!!!

A sound effect for a huge explosion. Much huger than kaboom, or even kablooey.

Oh, no!!! KABLOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!

We all died.

by Bob882 October 8, 2004

Kublamic

Epic squared

That movie was epic!" "No, better than epic! it was Kublamic!!

by Confuzzuled Panda April 4, 2011

kabloosh

Another term for a gay blowjob.

"That was a delicious kabloosh."
"I just got kablooshed by Kevin in the bathroom"
"Dude I'm not gay i just love kablooshes".

by Umar "The Legend" Sultn May 25, 2010

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

kulo

Asses or ass-holes. Mostly big asses

"Man that guy is kulo" "That girl got some kulo"

by Jenny-j May 29, 2005

KABLOOEY

Kabillion Awesome things Because Life Ordinarily is Ordinary Except when You’re near or other amusing occurences amuse me.

Did you see how the teacher picked my answer instead of hers just because i shouted louder? Total KABLOOEY!

by HTHW December 20, 2010