Kristina is thinks she’s funny but she’s actually not that funny... but she’s the most beautiful perfect person in the world so it’s all good. Oh and when she tells you she can’t sing... she’s lying she can! Also she’s super nice and caring and her personality is most likely the greatest in the world. Every guy wants to be Kristina’s guy. Did I mention she’s gorgeous?
Guy 1: dang Kristina is hot
Guy 2: I know and she also has a beautiful personality
Guy 1: wow she’s perfect
Guy 2: I know and she also has a beautiful personality
Guy 1: wow she’s perfect
by calsam December 28, 2017
Get the Kristina mug.A Krysina is half angel, half devil and one of a kind in every sense of the word. You will probably never see a Krysina, they are extremely rare, much like an albino octopus-it just doesn't happen very often. They are always fun to be around, at party's or at home on any day of the week. Krysina's rock worlds with their presence, and worlds wilt when they leave.
Jon-Oh snap son, is that a Krysina?
Bill-Did you just bust a nut in your pants and have a hemorrhage in your brain?
Jon-*on the ground having a seizure*
Bill-Yup that was probably a Krysina.
Bill-Did you just bust a nut in your pants and have a hemorrhage in your brain?
Jon-*on the ground having a seizure*
Bill-Yup that was probably a Krysina.
by Kronicacid February 5, 2010
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She’s a one of a kind and really funny she is truly remarkable and makes you happy she will do anything to keep you in her arms and you get attached to her really fast you will say I love you in the first week and she will say it back she will never give up on you or her loved ones she has the best laugh and smile her skin is super soft and is amazing
by Wh0sethan June 27, 2019
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Get the Kristina mug.The name of a girl who is the perfect example of perfection. She is usually blonde, short, and incredibly attractive. She has the greatest ass in the world, the cutest laugh, the best hips, and a beast runner. If you find a very rare girl like this...hold on to her and never let go.
by W54 May 5, 2009
Get the Khrystina mug.kristinaoids; (noun) - the oids produced by the infamous kristina causing ones mental state to appear as if they are high, or took an induced amount of energy drinks. they are known to be called; insane, or crazy.
WARNING* the hyperactivivty of some people may not be healthy, take kristinaoids as prompted, do not overdose on kristinaoids, as the effect can make sure you loose your mind.
WARNING* the hyperactivivty of some people may not be healthy, take kristinaoids as prompted, do not overdose on kristinaoids, as the effect can make sure you loose your mind.
by kristinagoesrawr! July 21, 2009
Get the kristinaoids mug.People tend to Call her name like Bitchorcunt etc.(she can be those things if you step on her toes)bc of how open she can be @ times even though she has been treated bad she trys not to treat others the way they treat her bc its just not worth the engery.Plus SHE DOESNT CARE bc she knows that she is a great loving person!It takes alot to push her to that point.just bc she hasnt said anything to she can see you coming.but when she gives you hints you need to run bc she will go off.Kristina's ARE people pleasers.they dont care if people think they are trying to hard its like 1st natrue to them.she loves mothering people taking care of them looking out, never a backstabber plus she is to blunt for that stuff, sometimes people who do not know who think she cant keep her story straight b/c she is forgetful thats why she like to texts convos and looks at the time.Kristinas come of as their shit dont smell or there so much better then everyone but the turth is she is just the girl next door and just loves,cares,has a temper,funny just being her well just doesnt care.
PERSON1: OH GOD SHE THINKS SHE IS HOT KAKA.. LOOK AT HER FACE
PERSON 2: THATS A LITTLE JUDGEMENTAL YOU ARE NOT ANY BETTER.
PERSON 3: NO SHE IS JUST BEING KRISTINA SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THAT BUT SHE IS REALLY NICE.
PERSON 2: THATS A LITTLE JUDGEMENTAL YOU ARE NOT ANY BETTER.
PERSON 3: NO SHE IS JUST BEING KRISTINA SHE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE THAT BUT SHE IS REALLY NICE.
by mekRISTINAidONTHIDE April 8, 2013
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