krêpe

A hopeless romantic who loves pink, cats & reading Fan Fiction, hates spiders, corduroy & human interaction, and basically lives for the aesthetic.

“Look at that girl with her iced caramel macchiato from Starbucks and heart shaped sunglasses”
“Ignore her, she’s just a krêpe”

by anonymous September 1, 2019

Nathan Kress

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!

Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!

by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008

krapsody

1. a portmanteau word: krap and rhapsody 2. a big steaming pile of shit left by: a.) a mass of sheeple via memes on the internets b.) current events that eventually all reek of dung (no news is good news) c.) anything ridiculously bizarre or inane d.) a website dedicated to all of the above - the assumption here is that something is so wickedly stupid and it's stench overwhelms so much that it can only be addressed with an excessively enthusiastic expression.

"Hey, how about that flurry of recent government bailouts?"
"I think the bailouts are an enormous mountain of krapsody!"

by xStatic1 December 20, 2009

kreas

Meat in greek.

Also used to describe an ugly person or someone who is too silly.

You: Hey kreas where have you been?
Meat: I don't understand

You: Chase me kreas
Meat: Po re malakes epesa (Shit I fell down you stupid things)

by Elef April 22, 2011

Dirty Krebs

When hugging a girl you get an awkward erection in your gym shorts and waddle away to the bathroom hoping no one noticed.

Zach: Where is he going?
Bob: He has to adjust his boner in the bathroom.
Zach: Did he get a Dirty Krebs?
Bob: Yea, it happens every time.

by ihateacademyofthecanyons May 22, 2013

It keeps happening

The next thing you say after falling down a shit-ton of stairs.

Sweet Bro: i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
still Sweet Bro: FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS ...................
Hella Jeff: I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO !!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff: I TOLD YOU MAN
I T O L D YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

by Helladok June 9, 2019

Saturday Kreskova

Saturday Kreskova is an unofficial Romanian holiday that dates back to the 27th of August 20222. Its main concept is drinking the cheap dry spirit vodka called "Kreskova" with the juice "Granini" with the "Sour Cherry" flavour. The ritual starts in the park "Cisimigu" from Bucharest in the zone where old men play chess ("sahisti") and it consists of drinking excessive quantities of Kreskova with Granini. Afterwards, the action moves to a club in Bucharest (free of choice) and you party there until the club closes. Afterwards, you take a train to a different city, however, the city has to be picked only after you exit the club and not before. Alcohol must be consumed throughout the night, and only the lack of money or excessive fainting relieves you of that duty.

Man, last night I went to Saturday Kreskova and I woke up in the city of Constanta with no money. It was a good Saturday Kreskova!

by Prise October 2, 2022