köftespieß

Köftespieß is a Turkish dish based on ground meat
You most likely find it in Keubstraße (the best)

„Halal gib mir einfach nur ein Köftespieß, ohne reden und so“ ~ XATAR

by Haval May 14, 2020

Mokai Kongen

A big fan of Michael Jackson, whos' intake consists exclusively of the alcholic drink "Mokai". He is also known for tearing pussy, and falling in love with hoes.

Guy 1: "Who's that guy over there splitting pussy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just Mokai Kongen"

by NiggaStoleMySpacebar May 15, 2016

KonekoKitten

Slang for someone who only knows English.

Guy1: My friend is a KonekoKitten
Guy2: Doesn't that mean he only knows English?
Guy: Yes.

(Ok, I actually like KonekoKitten. This is not to be taken seriously.)

by Lightning McQueen_Gaming June 6, 2021

Kanter-card

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

by D H July 7, 2007

konked out

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.

Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.

by mad at the world March 24, 2003

Kontent

Refers to the tapestry of a user's posting habits.

That forum has fire kontent.

by KableKo April 20, 2018

Ngolo Kante

To be everywhere with no possible way of stopping that.

The holyspirit is Ngolo Kante.

by Kawanzi Andrew May 29, 2021