Kobe

1. (v.) To rape someone.
2. (adj.) Piece of shit who sniffs butt pirate Rick Fox's gay asshole.

Man, I toally Kobied that bitch.

by fucklakers July 14, 2006

Kobe

He is the black Polanski

Kobe is goin to jail

by Rulaan July 14, 2006

Kobe

To die in a helicopter crash, or other unsafe vehicle with useless safety protocol. With or without knowing that is a serious possibility when taking flight in a metal can made airborne by giant samurai swords of death and really useless emergency protocols when a crash is imminent. ALWAYS check that your chopper has the proper "Oh Shit!" handles located in convenient, easy to access locations. Personally, I believe they do actually help. Not as much as prayer though of course.

Man that movie star died in a unpredictable Kobe last night!

by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020

Kobe

The best basketball player in the universe.

Most powerful Los Angeles professional athlete of all time.

"Oh shit, Kobe just went baseline and smashed down a reverse tomahawk in T-Wack's face."

by Jeff Van Gundy February 16, 2005

Kobe

The name of the best Los Angeles Laker of all time. Yes he was accussed of raping that money hungry woman in Colorado, but he is still the most talented player in the NBA today

Kobe Bryant is the greatest Los Angeles Laker of all time

by Kane37 February 3, 2010

Kobe

An act in which the male ejaculates his sperm into the female's mouth as he fades away, much like Kobe Bryant fades away on a jumper. Most often done while yelling "Kobe!"

1: You jizz in her eyes last night?
2: Yea bro. Totally Kobe'd that bitch.

by Erick Zanner March 27, 2009

Kobe

A really handsome man and lovable too a nice guy and helpful a loyal man a guy that will ride with you if you want to. A really fresh smells good breath doesn’t stink

Kobe is really hot.

by Curly headed Kobe January 17, 2019