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downriver klondike bar 

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.

Alabama Klondike bar 

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug
My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!

klondike barring 

When two women use their vaginas to fight over a klondike bar before it melts. Whoever it melts inside the other has to eat it.
Man did you watch those two girls klondike barring last night?

Yeah dude that was awesome.

Kondike Bar 

An ice cream bar. A square of (usually) vanilla ice cream with a covering of chocolate.

So delicious people will do almost anything for it.
Bob: Man, what I would do for that Kondike Bar.

Tim: Would you run a marathon in high heels for it?

Bob: Man, I would run anywhere in anything for a Kondike Bar,
Kondike Bar by Shamburger April 29, 2010