Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018

Klondike bar

Mixture of klonipin, dilaudid and ketamine.

Uncle Jerry really squibbled the dribble after having a Klondike bar

by BlownoutSlopBussy April 4, 2019

downriver klondike bar

You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.

Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.

by C-CREW specials December 5, 2020

Klondike Bar

A Klondike Bar is when a black top takes whoever he plans on having sex out into the snow or cold during the winter naked. He then forces them to bare the cold and pleasure him, the thought of frostbite and hypothermia keep the bottom from taking his time meaning the top never has to worry about blue balls, except from the freezing conditions. The top when finished jizzes onto himself and his partners bare skin and returns inside to the warmth. The klondike bar part comes in from the fact the black dude is most likely now frozen and had a creamy center that is now on both members of the sexual act

"DaQuan gave Jordan a nice Klondike Bar one night in January"

by felix109 January 6, 2017