Kitchener

A real geographical anomaly. Any effort made to describe a place is futile. Most people cannot agree on what neighborhoods are called at all. Plus there are like 5 beechwoods. It’s really something.

“Are you over by the Pyramid over by the Cibc near Laurier?”
“I have lived in Kitchener my entire life and cannot figure out where you are talking about”

by ToastedWalnut January 24, 2022

Kitchener

It was named Town of Berlin from 1854 until 1912.
Small city located in Southern Ontario, Canada. Last place to go for a vacation.

The only good places in Kitchener are The KPL Main Library, City Hall, clubs and Awesome University.

Yea all geeky places.

Kitchen-er - Water-loo

Think of it like a kitchen.

1: Hey where're ya from ?
2: ...Kitchener

by disconnect November 16, 2009

Kitchening

Kitchening is the act in which you go to the kitchen. More commonly used as a noun in this reference kitchening is actually a verb. Kitchening may entail lost of different activities which is determined by that of the kitchener. Some may coffee, other may water but most of the time the kitchener may partake in a form of interpretative dance.

I'm kitchening now. Back from kitchening. Giiiirlll do the kitchen

by Cadabby September 19, 2012

Kitchenheimer's

The condition marked by a tendency to perform repeated snacktreks.

I'm fuckin hungry, there's nothing to eat in this dump, and my Kitchenheimer's is acting up!

by abraham thinkin' January 23, 2009

Kitchensinking

Attempting multiple solutions to a problem simultaneously, in the desperate hopes that something will work. This methodology is typically used by people who have no idea what they’re doing. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

My supervisor is absolutely clueless when it comes to solving PR nightmares. Rather than spinning a story to the company's benefit, she always ends up kitchensinking the problem.

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

Quintessentially Kitchener Moment (QKM)

When you come across something that you will only find in downtown Kitchener.

I walked by the Mayfair Hotel today. What a QKM!

by Changeling June 20, 2003

Kitchenheimer's

A Sous-Chef to a kitchen Hitler.

The Kitchenheimer's spilled water all over Markimoo.

by YourRealNameChris July 25, 2016