Coolest guy, football freak, next CR7 on earth, such a good 💓,a guy who could win hearts..!, A guy who has a divine way to look at life, he is unstoppable.
Guy: How should Ur bestfriend be ?
Girl: He/she must be like krishanth
Krishan is the Indian term for a ginormous penis. A Krishan is normally about 17 inches long and has the girth of a small fire extinguisher. Most Krishans have the thrusting power similar to the might of the Soviet Union. It’s to be believed that in ancient days many of the tribal leaders had large Krishans so that they could punish the weak and nimble slaves.
I am now legally blind because my father hath punished me with his Krishan
I would be a straight man if I hadn’t sucked off so many Krishans when I went to banjo camp
I have sucked upon so many Krishans that I can now hear the thoughts of any large black male with in my vicinity