kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth

In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.

by The_Cheater7 May 8, 2010

Kindling Wars

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003

In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,

by butters Ghost October 22, 2017

kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

by jokerpants May 17, 2011

kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.

as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together

by dim the crackoon December 18, 2023

Kindling

Slang for a Jewish baby.

"Did you hear the neighbors had a baby?" "Oh great! That's all we need is another Kindling in the neighborhood."

by ChknFckr June 26, 2024

kindling

when 2 gay dudes rub their dicks together in a fire plough way.

(definition made by crackoon)

as the 2 men started to have gay sex they begin to start kindling together

by dim the crackoon December 18, 2023

Kindling Jig

The acting of rubbing ones feet together like a cricket impulsively when you lay down in bed.

Alex tried not to do a kindling jig when he got into bed with Alice but he couldn’t help it

by Spicysirachagirl April 30, 2020