kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth

In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.

by The_Cheater7 May 8, 2010

Kindling Wars

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003

In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,

by butters Ghost October 22, 2017

kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.

Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"

by jokerpants May 17, 2011

Kindle Up

Settling down on the couch or bed, to lose yourself in an E book.

The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.

by Chefspam October 8, 2014

kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi

J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"

by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021

Kindle Burnout

Using your kindle obsessively until you have had enough of the same books or series of books

If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout

by slatattack March 29, 2011

Kindle kids

Kindle kids is used when someone with a kindle fire has chatted up kids on there kindle fire, so you call the kids kindle kids as they have been captured by a pedo.

Danny stop chatting up your kindle kids

by Good at ark August 11, 2018