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Marshall Gonna Kill Me is also another meaning of the abbreviation MGK.
Guy: Do you like MGK?
Me: Heck no!
I like Marshall Gonna Kill Me MGK
by mnmseminem July 28, 2019
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It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.
Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!
by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006
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kill me now...

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That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!
Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.
by THEIRONY December 12, 2017
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Kill me

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Do you need help? Please call the suicide prevention center.
Guy 1:We got skeewl kill me.Guy 2:Do you need help?
by BlueMoon167 May 3, 2018
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Kill me

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I feel u :(
U kill me
Me: same umu
by Humanpersonlol August 26, 2019
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Please fucking kill me

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When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
by Death boi January 20, 2019
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Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 10, 2022
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