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Kilo-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over
Wow did you see that, he got totally Kilo-Fucked
by Glenjamin87 August 9, 2009
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Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*
Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!
by NobeeCares September 13, 2023
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Kigo

An abbreviation of Kim/Shego. Refers to the non-canon, lesbian slash pairing between Kim Possible and Shego, two main characters from the Disney cartoon series "Kim Possible."
I am a fan of the Kigo pairing.
by Senor Anonymous July 31, 2008
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KilbOWNED

When a person makes plans, and breaks them, again and again and again... When a person makes their own bush league rules at their golf outing, to better their chances of winning. Finding out that a person made plans to do something and never even planned on showing up.
Hey Chris, what time is Jeremy supposed to be here? Oh wait, he isn't coming.. We just got KilbOWNED!

So the tiebreaker for this outing is the amount of birdies you got throughout the round? Not by going back to the toughest handicap hole and seeing who had the best score? Damn, we just got KilbOWNED
by Spartans 2482 July 29, 2009
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Killo Vrada

When you say hi to someone but in the llanito language
Ke pasa killo vrada
by tpm in the mix April 19, 2018
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Kilo (or Key)

In this reference a Kilo would be 2.2 pounds worth of drugs which is one of the largest most used measurements when it comes to cocaine and marijuana. Most big dealers deal in multiple amount of kilos 20-40 a month. Medium dealers deal in 1-5 kilos a month and small dealers deal only in grams, some never to see a kilo of anything. A Kilo of cocoaine has a street worth of $18,000-$25,000 with a purchase price of $12,000-$15,000. A Kilo of Marijuana (or a brick because it is shrink-wrapped and vaccuum sealed for transport like Folgers coffee) has a street value of $2000. It can be purchased in bulk for about 60% of that value which is a fair price. Many dealers and middlemen involved in the life talk about "Kilo's" in the phonetically similar "key" and speak as locksmiths or keys as "car keys" you have to drop off to a customer.
Man 1: It's been nice talking to you but I have to go see a man about some keys (kilo's). I have my locksmith with me (trusted friend).
Man 2: (Understanding the metaphor but confusing the conversation in case they are being eavesdropped on) OK.. swing by when you finish. We'll put them keys on a ring when you get back. (Meaning we will divide and bag up the drugs when you return.)
by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005
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Kilgore

An uncommon surname in the U.S. Kilgore's are stubborn but intelligent and don't like to be wrong. They tend to fix things until they get them right.
"That Kilgore child sure is stubborn."
by imprvnana April 29, 2009
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