Pulling a Kieran 

Pulling a Kieran is when you are ill and you haven't eaten, but your squad beckons to go on the night out and due to your weakened state, you have a few drinks and you end the night spilling your guts into a gutter.

"Oh man, did you see him last night?"
"No what happened?"
"He ended up 'pulling a Kieran'!"

Pulling a Kieran by officiallyatit May 25, 2015

Kieran 

Now this is a guy who can charm anyone without them even realising.

Fun, friendly but also a little mysterious.
A total stud in the bedroom with a magical penis of wonderment!

Girl 1: that guy seems like he is packing

Girl 2: must be a Kieran

I had the best sex all night last night Kieran fucked like a demonic bunny on acid!

Kieran by xLondonx February 20, 2019

Kieran Howe 

Kieran howe literally means bLoNdE and has forehead big. Also knOwn as Kevin

Nobody:
Aeroplanes: Let's Land On Kieran Howes FOREHEAD

Kieran Howe by Jack Lakin October 5, 2019

Kieran 

A name that describes an extremely masculine and superior figure who can resurrect dead puppies with his good looks and charming personality. Often known for doing really badass things, like beating up an army of great white sharks with a motorcycle.

Girl: I want to fuck him because he's perfect in every conceivable way.
Boy: That motherfucker is a Kieran.

Kieran by TakeThatSenja May 26, 2011

Kieran 

One of the best people you will ever meet. Sometimes might seem a little stand-off-ish but completely kind once you get to know him. He’s always ready to listen and lend a hand in support. He enjoys joking plenty sometimes even a little too much but he’ll make you laugh till you piss yourself. He also doesn’t see how bright he shines and how much people do admire him for his strength. Also tend to have small hands but big brain.

Kieran almost made me shit myself the other day I couldn’t stop laughing kaksksksks

Kieran by Snakebehaviour November 5, 2020

kiernanan 

What your stupid idiot teacher calls you because they can't pronounce Kieran

Kieran: "Hi, my name is Kieran!"
Teacher: "Oh, hi Kiernanan"
Kieran: "That's not my name"
Teacher: "Oh, sorry Kiernan"
Kieran: *throws chair *

kiernanan by George Bush III8 January 7, 2017

Kieran 

Day maker

(In African)

Tia is a total Kieran

Kieran by Eggboi December 20, 2019