keaton van rooyen

Sexiest unicorn man ♥️

Keaton van Rooyen is so cute

by Unicorn_mbele February 11, 2020

keaton cairns

keaton cairns loves buenos and is a professional singer who sings mostly disney songs, specifically frozen (into the unknown). he has a bigger bunda than you

keaton cairns' cat got ran over

by segcyme April 3, 2021

keaton

adj., Of or pertaining to that which is considered excellent. Derived from the last name of the well known actor Michael Keaton (Multiplicity, Batman). See also swayze.

"I had a good time at the party last night, bro."
"Yeah, it was pretty keaton."

by nizzlepie July 21, 2008

Keaton

An Asian white boy who thinks he’s good at basketball

Wow Keaton is veryyy good at ping pong.

by Wow ima pig February 21, 2019

Keaton

An awesome guy who usually has brown hair and gets all the girls. Everyone likes him and he has a red Ferarri.

"I have a Keaton!"

by iekdkdjdjsjjsjdjxnxnxxn November 6, 2014

keaton

a really tall dude who leads girls on ... alot.

maddie: dude, look at him. he is such a keaton
alexis: i know. he does that all of the time.

by hayley willis December 3, 2006

keatoning

creeping on facebook or any other social networking site to excess

person: "Man, did you see that girls picture on facebook?"
person 2: "Dude, you gotta stop keatoning so much."

by omomomoh July 6, 2011