Khaled 

The sexy old man whose cock is bigger than his belly. He is so nice and sexy that I love him inside me. His iq is 338383873743784754384576473847654783746832378457 which is somehow even bigger than his dick. His muscles are even bigger than his iq. Oya oya harder daddy. Im stuck step bro khaled

Step bro khaled put it in please oya oya daddy

Khaled by OldManOnTheBlock November 23, 2021

Khaled 

Khaled means cute north african boy ( not dj Khaled )
if you ever spot a cute arab brown boy you call him Khaled.

and call me too and give him my number.
Everyone loves Khaled especially me.

if you are a Khaled i love you and marry me pleaseee
InshAllah i marry KHALEDDDD

Girl: Omg have you seen the new boy, his name is Khaled.
Me: Sorry but i dont think hes into fat girls let me have him instead
Girl: Fine but you already have 500 husbands
Me: you can never have too many

Khaled by moomoooo December 11, 2022

Khaled 

Khaled is the realest nigga you will ever know, he is such a smart man, adored by all his friends and teachers. He has a full A report card Literally, and he is very kind and handsome even the teachers favor him.

Khaled is so smart sexy handsome and real

Example: this nigga's a khaled

Khaled by BBCS IN BBLS January 9, 2023

Khaled 

To fail so hard, so publicly, and so repeatedly that it becomes legendary in its own right.

Origin: Based on the time DJ Khaled got booed off stage after failing 14 times to hype up the crowd, "Khaleding" became the go-to term for moments where you fail so badly, it’s almost impressive.

"Tried to ask her out three times, but each time I made it more awkward. I totally Khaled that."

"Tried to start the meeting with a joke, but no one laughed. Yeah, I just Khaled that."

"Went for a perfect Instagram selfie but dropped my phone in the toilet. 100% Khaled."

Khaled by whereisnorth July 11, 2025

Khaled Jamal 

A gay baby that cries over anything and is horribly annoying and retarded he is mentally diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder

Guy 1: "Stop being like Khaled Jamal"
Guy 2: "Ok"
KJ (kindergarten baby): "AHAHAHAH IM KHALED ASHHASAJHDSAJOHFGBUSEOI"

Khaled Jamal by NIGGA SLAVE January 18, 2023

Khaled Mostafa 

Slang for shortest motherfucker around(even shorter than a dwarf)

P1:Hey look this guy is short, he is 8cm tall
P2:Yes but still taller than Khaled Mostafa

Khaled Mostafa by The_Truth_As_Shown November 27, 2019

khaled (chilaxree123) 

Certain things happen in a certain way at a certain time and place for a certain reason. And sometimes, God brings certain people into our lives for a very good purpose, Khaled is an example of that. He is great, handsome, funny, persistent, genuine, patient, considerate, independent, resourceful, courageous, brave, chill, fearless, strong, energetic.

Khaled is the perfect example for the "perfect man". The average khaled is usually 6'2 feet, shredded, and rich.

With khaled (chilaxree123) by my side the world is a better place. The sun shines a little bit brighter, my smile grows a little bit wider, and in that moment, my problems are no more. Khaled is the most beautiful person, inside and out. Khaled is selfless, compassionate and wise beyond his years. I truly believe I hit friendship gold when khaled skipped into my life and filled my days with laughter, happy tears, and enchantment.

khaled (chilaxree123) by Khaled motasem February 21, 2022