What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The story behind "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is actually quite fascinating. You see, William Tager was the local psycho in New York. He thought CBSNews was beaming signals into his head. Naturally, when he saw Dan Rathers walking down the street, he ran up and beat the crap out of him, repeatedly requesting the frequency of the signals so he can stop them, while addressing Rathers as "Kenneth" for no apparent reason to this date.

After this freak event, Tager later shot a CBSNews stagehand. He was then arrested, and told his therapist all the beans.

R.E.M. made a song called "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" The phrase became a nationwide phenomenon. Whenever a cat fell off a roof and killed an old lady, they'd shout it. Whenever they didn't understand a homework question, they'd shout it. And if by any chance, that one son Tager had had with that old lady makes it past the age of five and notices that CBSNews is undetectedly taking over the world through brain control, he may see that one creepy guy who replaced Dan Rathers walking down the street while having a nice stroll down New York and beat the crap out of him, saying "KENNETH, WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY!?"

Teacher: "When A and X are both positive integers in the equation a(4/4)=x and Y is a negative integer in the equation xy=a2, what is the value of Y? Billy?"

Billy: "HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!!?"

by Spam Spathers March 12, 2005

Keinther

Pronounced KEEN•thur or KEEN•tur. noun - A bone. A fag. A pimp. A stog. A shmoke and a pancake. The exact definition is a single Newport brand cigarette, but it has come to mean any cigarette. While the origin of this word is unknown, historians say the widespread use in southern California seems to suggest a Mexican heritage.

Can also be used as a verb when raising eyebrows and suggesting the consumption of a keinther.

"Keinthers make the world go round"
"Can I bum a keinther man? My pack is depleted"
"Keinther?"

by Keinther Head March 13, 2008

kenneth and joey

Kenneth and Joey will not want to be friends at first but when they get to know each other they become homies

Kenneth and Joey.

by Look at Kenneth and Joey November 13, 2014

kenyth

Kenyth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.
Kenyth is a chic magnet. He is the nicest straight guy you will ever meet. He is smart and sort of nerdy, but funny and cute at the same time. And of corse, he has awesome hair. Although he can be a butt sometimes, he is still awesome.

look at that Kenyth over there! I envy his hair and chic magnatism.

by wolfie3254 March 29, 2015

Kenneth

Kenneth, short for Ken, is an 18th century Gothic name used in folklore about large sea monsters, all named Kenneth. They were all identical. A.k.a. seachd Coinnich na mara (which roughly translate to: the seven Kenneths of the sea).

Watch out! I spy a KENNETH! AAAAAAA

by winterchaser October 21, 2019

Kenneth

He is the best thing that has ever happend to me. Fr fr love him so much. The MOST amazing person to ever exist. He always makes me soo happy. He's fr like so hot too one and his hair is so perfect everything about him is amazing. He'll fr treat you so well too

Kenneth Is the most sexy dude ever tbh😍 Ava

by Ava_k0121 July 5, 2022

Kenneth Newton

The principal of Kahler Middle School. He has the small boy genes and the big gay.

"Report to the office now for being a bad boy" ~ Kenneth Newton
"NEVER!" ~ Caleb Ayi

by bigpoppydick1123 October 16, 2019