Karaoke Rape

When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.

"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."

Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"

by thefoldrock February 19, 2011

karaoke

Singing without a live orchestra or band. Originally meaning "without orchestra," it is a combination of Japanese "kara" meaning "empty/bare-handed" as in "karate", and the "okee" sound from the first syllable of "orchestra" as pronounced by Japanese.

The guy who thought up karaoke created a bar owner's dream, because as patrons provide their own entertainment by singing along with a machine, management saves a fortune by not hiring talented musicians.

by Joe Rodolico February 11, 2007

Karaoke Roll

The act of selecting Rick Astley's song, Never Gonna Give You Up for someone else at Karaoke. It is essentially a third-party Rickroll.

There are two main ways to Karaoke Roll someone. The first way is to straight up surprise the victim, in that they do no know that they are going to be called up until it happens. The second way is to hijack their selection by tipping or buying a drink for the DJ, or karoake guy, and changing their song but having him still announce their original selection.

Frank was going to sing "Freebird" but when the music started, he realized he had just been Karaoke Rolled.

by Rabblerouser_ October 18, 2009

karaoke night

When a girl and a guy perform oral on each other at the same time the girl will sing and the guy will sing along increase the pleasure of the guys penis and the girls vagina.

Bro me and my doing Karaoke night in her bed. Pleasure,

mouth fucking, oral

by undead4ever99 September 17, 2017

Karaoke

Something you may find yourself doing when you want to be embarrassing

“Let’s go to a karaoke bar and be totally embarrassing to Tiffany!”

by Jo42069 November 19, 2018

Karaoke

When you sing a song that you know all the lyrics to but you're TERRIBLE AS FUCK

Ashley: Hey mom i was wondering if i could do karao-
Mom: no
Ashley: Karaoke... But why?
Mom: cuz ur bad asf

by Melly Jelly January 18, 2023

iPod karaoke

The act of singing loudly along to the music on one's iPod, which nobody but the singer can hear. Usually sung off key and out of tune.

Think of Eddie Murphy singing "Roxanne" in 48 Hours.

Q: Dude, what the *#)@* are you yelling?

A: Oh, just a little iPod Karaoke.

by Robiyierto December 17, 2009