Kansas Corn on the Cob

Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.

Kansas Corn on the Cob

“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the

Cobbed her, Kansas style!”

“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”

‘Step-bro what are you doing?’

‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’

by ZachNow4 April 9, 2022

Kansas City Shakedown

After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.

"Dude, that Kansas City Shakedown did the trick dumping her!"

by B-ryann July 6, 2008

The Kansas City Shuffle

The Kansas City Shuffle: a "Kansas City Shuffle" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the inciter and great ignorance on the part of the deceived. The primary goal of the Kansas City Shuffle is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery can take place.

The movie Lucky Number Sleven's plot was an example of The Kansas City Shuffle at its best.

by Joe Abbott May 11, 2006

Kansas City Car Wash

When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.

Yo, me and my friends Kansas City Car Washed that chick that Victor was having sex with

by Galaxy fan101 January 11, 2010

Kansas City

There are two Kansas cities. Kansas City on the missouri side, and KC in the Kansas side. Abbreviated as kck and KCMO. 3/4ths of the city is in KCMO, and very little of it on the ks side. Most of the kck side is industrial districts, and old low income Hispanic neighborhoods. Kansas City is known for barbecue and serve some of the best in the country. The city USED to be known for jazz, but outside of the historic jazz district, (which is shady at night) the city doesn't keep up with the Jazz roots. Kansas City has a growing alternative music scene and is becoming a springboard for many upcoming artists in the genre. Consequently, kc also has a large hipster population, mainly centered in midtown, westport, and west 39th st. Kc is large enough to feel like a big city to suburb folks, but small enough to have a small town feel to people from places like LA NY or chicago. Kansas City has more fountains than any city in the world except for Rome Italy and is known as the city of fountains. KC is also notorious for having winding boulevards all over the urban area which get tourist travelers lost everyday. Weather is completely unpredictable in kc, one day there will be snow on the ground, and the next it will be 72 and sunny. KC has a rep of being a cow town, however the city has a very urban vibe. The country club plaza, known as the plaza, is widely known, but is merely a very beautiful shopping resteraunt district. Overall Kansas city is an average place to live.

Kansas City? Which one?

Kcmo? Yeah been there before its a pretty cool city.

KC is a chill place man.

by King1 November 4, 2014

Kansas City Shuffle

The storyline of the 2006 film Lucky Number Slevin uses a "Kansas City Shuffle" as the primary plot device. As Mr. Goodkat mentions, "A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks left, you go right." The origin of its name is revealed when a cover version of the song, performed by J. Ralph, plays at the end of the film. An item of interest regarding the Kansas City Shuffle is that while you've been reading this I've been fucking your mom.

For an example of the Kansas City Shuffle, see above.

by i.am.ichi July 7, 2010

Kansas City Kiss of Death

When you take a deep draw from a Lucky Strike or other unfiltered cigarette while eating a girl out and forcefully exhale the smoke into her vagina, then inhale the resulting smoky queef, and blow it into her mouth whilst French kissing.

"I gave my grandma the Kansas City Kiss of Death last night."

by General Asshat July 13, 2017