kankerlekker 

Supercool!
kanker means cancer and lekker is anything that's better than normal. like english cool or hot

Kanker is used in this case to mean very

cloggy1: kijk, daar is een koe op de molen!
cloggy2: kankerlekker!

(cloggy1: look there's a cow on the windmill)
(cloggy2: Sweeet!)

kankerlekker by Nathan F May 13, 2008

Kankerstaafje 

Dutch word for cigarette, real translation: Cancerstick.

Also used for dicks with a tumor.

1.
Hee Sjon, If you don't give me a freaking kankerstaafje right now, i'll get frustrated, witch might result in Me kiling You.

2.
Hee Sjon, I really did want to give you a blowjob, but you dick looks terrible, are you sure you ain't got a kankerstaafje?

Kankerstaafje by Dutch dude October 2, 2009

kankerbeer 

a combination of the two dutch words cancer and bear.

Kankerbeer: *has an opinion*
Person 1: shut up you’re such a kankerbeer.

kankerbeer by earldjskmkskend May 1, 2020

Kanker 

a phenoman that appears when a person is named roan and has more fat than brains

Kanker is verkocht door marokanen in kartonnen dozen met een zwaar accent

Kanker by Floppo knows everything February 28, 2022

Kanker 

A dutch word that means cancer but can also perfectly describe a guy called Sebastiaan Aleman who is very gay.

Dat man is echt kanker!!!!

Kanker by Ligma420mydude April 8, 2019

kanker great 

U use it when you acomplish to do something

Kanker great, i finaly passed my exam

"kanker great, eindelijk men examen gehaald"

kanker great by Nemesis-biggy October 3, 2007

KANKER HOER

KANKER HOER is a slur used against Dutch people when they suck at a game.

Literal definition cancer whore Derlagengengen.

A) SHUT UP MY BROTHERS IN THE ROOM!
B) KANKER HOER!
A) WTF?!
B) DANKE SCHON!

KANKER HOER by Vemboy August 27, 2018