A cancer kid with the most cancerous friend group. He uses his friends until they get rid of him, and when they do he stalks them and wonders why he isn't their friend anymore. He is the WORST ASSHOLE you will ever meet, and I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH! He doesn't deserve anything. He should get his intestines ripped out by a bear, but that's not even close to the right punishment he deserves. He got his name because he liked to watch WWE. He looks like his parents smoked, did drugs, and punch the baby before he was born. He is inbred and was dropped down the stairs at least 10 times a week. If you see him you might as well fucking kill yourself the second you lay eyes on him.
Fucking rip KalistoJr985's spinal cord out and feed it to him while he's upside down do he doesn't lose consciousness.
by Intelligent Muskrat March 15, 2020
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Me: Bro, my sister just got diagnosed with Kanisthoma
Garf: What's that?
Me: Kanisthoma nuts in yo mouth?
Garf: bruuuuuuhh
Garf: What's that?
Me: Kanisthoma nuts in yo mouth?
Garf: bruuuuuuhh
by Heeshka February 5, 2021
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Kaiisyourhomie is literally the best tiktoker you will ever meet :D He's so honest lol and his tiktoks are amazing. Okay go follow him now or i'll hunt you down(I won't)
Hooman 1: Who's your favorite tiktokers?
Me: Kaiisyourhomie
Them: Who's that?
Me: Swaggiest hooman ever :D
Me: Kaiisyourhomie
Them: Who's that?
Me: Swaggiest hooman ever :D
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I cannot wait for Friday night, the girls and I are gonna have a Dirty Karistionna competition at Karen’s house.
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