Kaden

Kaden is a badass mothafucka who can mess over anyone but usually chooses not to. Kaden’s are usually tall cute and really funny, and sometimes act like they have no common sense.. Kaden has lots of hoes, but doesn’t want to admit it. And he is most likely still a virgin and has his hopes set on a senior when he is only a sophomore. Kaden’s also have big dicks. And are typically very loyal and can always make anyone smile. Kaden will usually openly be ready to roast anyone who dares to say anything about him.

Don’t say anything about Kaden.

Kaden is so cute, and he’s always been there for me.

Kaden is a giant!

Person:”you have hoes”
Kaden:”lmao, no I don’t”

Kaden is so FINE

I heard Kaden has a 11 incher

Kaden is so sexy

by Perceus April 20, 2019

Kaden

Kaden is the sweetest person you could ever meet. Kaden is so charismatic, and respectful to others. He is one of the best listeners and makes everyone feel so special. Kaden is so kind to others and is a true friend.

Man Kaden makes me feel like his best friend.

by MaKay doodle January 20, 2022

Kaden

Kaden is the type of person to run over your dog and gaslight your asd until you kill yourself. Kaden Is a bitch

Oh yea Kaden killed my fuckin dog

by Hater69.9 December 8, 2022

Kaden

one of the sexiest guys you'll ever meet.... Kaden's are perfect boyfriends and even better husbands.... he is athletic and simply perfect and can do anything thing he sets his mind to.. he usually loves to play basketball.... in my opinion Kadens and Madisons go perfect together

did you see that couple i bet you that guys name is kaden

by gucci.huston November 23, 2016

Kaden

Kaden is not short but not tall. He has clear blue eyes and has blonde hair. He likes girls with blue eyes and blonde hair. And sometimes likes girls with braces. He is good at almost all sports and is very athletic. He is also a great fucker. He loves his girlfriend and will always love her and is very protective and always knows how to make people laugh. He is definently the class clown.

Did you see Kaden??? Yes he is with his girlfriend.

by Gabriella Stone November 7, 2018

Kaden

A hot ass dude who will make your coochie melt. His voice sounds like a South Park character, but he’ll stay in your mind forever and will keep you up at night

Girl: I’m aroused idk why
Friend: must be because of Kaden

by Purplepeepee October 26, 2020

Kaden

Someone who is dummy thiccc, very hot, has 69 girlfriends, and very muscular so he could beat pewdiepie in a fight.

One of kadens 42069 friends: did you kaden over there being dummy thicc while fighting pewdiepie

Another of kadens 42069 friends: yes he is very kaden.

by The racist shaq on crack May 21, 2020