Kill Me In The Face

phrase used to express the feeling when you are completely and utterly fed up with a situation

I had to sit in traffic for two fucking hours last night, Kill Me In The FACE.

or....

Nana Sue and her colastamy bag are coming to visit this weekend; honestly, Kill Me In The Face.

Kill Me In The Face by list-easy October 9, 2008

kill me already

Is long for KMA

"I have maths tomorrow, KMA"
Kill me already

kill me already by TheEnglishBloke357 February 5, 2017

kill me now i have so much homework 

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress

"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

kill me now i have so much homework by John Titor/Barrel December 5, 2017

kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.

- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.

kill me with a fork by M0l0tov November 28, 2015

kill me with a rusty spoon 

when something frustrating or annoying is happening u will say something like "KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!"

LILLY: omg guuurrrrrllll like im such a basic white betch!!!
ME: KILL ME WITH A RUSTY SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kill me with a rusty spoon by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME,,AMSFNS March 30, 2017

Kill me backwards 

Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"

Some extentions include,

Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)

Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)

Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards

Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china

Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...

Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?

Kill me backwards by UwU user May 7, 2019

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

Kill me in the face by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006