winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate

we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch

by snugiraffe June 27, 2020

Kinetic sanctions

As opposed to ordinary sanctions, kinetic sanctions are enforced by kinetic measures and often include explosions.

Ukraine introduced kinetic sanctions on russian oil refineries.

by Brak Sów March 16, 2024

Kinetic

The word used to describe someone who can’t sit through a movie without rearranging furniture, tapping their foot like a caffeinated woodpecker, and fidgeting with their phone.

Let me tell you about our friend… he’s the epitome of a kinetic person. Imagine a caffeinated squirrel on a double espresso binge, ricocheting off walls, ceilings, and unsuspecting pedestrians. Their perpetual motion is a symphony of chaos, a ballet of flailing limbs, and a testament to the human capacity for absurdity. Oh and their kryptonite is a good ole rabbit hole.

by That MotherF*cker April 23, 2024

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface

K.A.M.I. The interface for the anomaly known as the Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Energy Field, a creation of the Greetings Robotics Corporation, in partnership with the United Nations Counter-Terrorism Committee

Kinetic Autonomous Mechanical Interface Is the most direct way we have found to interact with the anomalous energy field known as KAME.

by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022