kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth
In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.
by The_Cheater7 May 09, 2010
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Kindling Wars

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003
In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,
by butters Ghost October 22, 2017
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kindle model 1

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.
Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"
by jokerpants April 27, 2011
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kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi
J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"
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Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.
Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'
by Martinho August 31, 2013
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Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021
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Kindle surprise

The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
I had a particularly painful kindle surprise last night, hence the black eye
by Web4less July 18, 2021
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