Kelly Clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson

by appointment November 8, 2020

Kelly Clarkson Syndrome

A condition in which a vocally amazing singer/ very talented musiscian falls into a musical rut and continually produces songs that sound the same/ have very similar melodies, choruses,themes, etc.

Colbie Caillat has an incredible voice, but unfortunately she suffers from Kelly Clarkson Syndrome, so I can only listen to her songs for a little while before I get sick of them.

by chelmc April 12, 2009

Kelly Clarksoned

When someone covers a song but does it better than the original. The song then becomes theirs.

Ben Platt totally Kelly Clarksoned “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae

by Seedaphil August 18, 2025