Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

Slut-Kabob

When your dick is long enough to go through 1 or more sluts and 2 or more sluts are on it.

Jonah’s Slut-Kabob was crazy at the party last night !

by Slut-Kabober May 29, 2018

marshmellow kabob

When a man slides large marshmellows over his cock for another person to eat. Can be one marshmellow or how many can fit.

Ryan: Hey amanda i made you a marshmellow kabob!

Amanda: Yum.

Ryan: make sure you get all the sticky residue afterwards, last time the sugar made my cock stick to my boxers.

by Discordia Foxwater December 24, 2011

Shit Kabob

When you take a shit and put in on a stick then freeze it so that you can later consume it.

Hey man, pass me another shit kabob!

by KALYNALTNEL May 7, 2018

Cunt Kabob

A woman/bitch who is very skinny who you believe is a cunt.

That girl is a Cunt Kabob.

by Raked January 10, 2008

sheesh kabob

Similar to geeze, an exclamation that expresses frustration when someone is overreacting, but it has many more uses. A mixture of "sheesh" and "shish kabob."

Sheesh kabob! You don't have to be such a bitch about it!

by KatiaIvaII August 2, 2011

Kid Kabob

When you stick a large pointy object out the window of your car while going more than 45 mph through a school zone to make a kabob of FUCKIN CHILDREN.

Hey did you see that guy who made a kid kabob on the news last night

by Mr. Fister Resister November 19, 2019