Justin Bieber

piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a bitch

by kkgrkjgeljrbglekrng August 7, 2016

Justin Bieber

The reason I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...

Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.

by The Adorkable One October 2, 2013

Justin Bieber Syndrome

A condition that prevents hormonal growth and development until age 18 or older.

I think this guy has Justin Bieber Syndrome. His voice probably won't change until he's a full adult.

by C1pt5n A6es3me May 4, 2015

justin bieber

the act of having tremendously undersized genetalia

"Yo dan i was getting with jen last night and she has a justin bieber!!!!"

by Mr. truffles jr. December 24, 2009

Justin Bieber

Cancerous songs

Y u such a Justin Bieber butt hole

by Dat gurl January 18, 2017

Justin Bieber

Prepubescent girl...erm...BOY, that only knows how to write (if he even writes them) and sing songs that have to be about the one girl for him. Adored by 10-14 year old's nationwide.

OH MY GAWSH HE'S SO HAWT MMM I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALS IN AND AROUND MY MOUTH!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.

QUIT HaTiN! U R ONLY jeluss cuz U Can'T sing liek HIM!
-Justin Bieber fan on Justin Bieber.

by Scramblez November 29, 2009

Justin Bieber parents

Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.

Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!

by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011