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A woman who is GOD’s greatest and most cherished blessing to the world. Flawless beyond recognition, perfect beyond eyes can handle and a beauty that is eternal.
You are so Janita
Janita by Young disciple 95 July 11, 2019
Juanta is perfection. The best friend you could have. If you get to know him he'll seem like a God-send. He is the best of both worlds. He is fire and ice, sweet and salty. Whether he's scented Summer breeze or a raging storm is all up to you. Juanta would give you the shirt off his back. He takes care of the ones he loves. Juantas have a heart that reek of forgotten storybook romance. Big gestures and pleasing their partners gives them joy. Meeting a Juanta will leave an eternal mark on your life that can't be faked or reproduced. Treat Juanta right and he will be sure to return the favor 10 fold. But beware, Juantas can be quite hellish when crossed. A broken heart or abused trust can lead Juanta to manifest his darker side. The fire of his life will burn instead of being comforting warmth. Juantas are destined for greatness. Their creativity and vision are rarely matched. Although Juantas are often overlooked, when they shine bright no hater will be able to retract their gaze in awe of them.

Juantas like the finer things in life. Often misunderstood for their distinct taste and nature, Juantas don't have many close relationships. Few can handle Juantas. Cherishh the Juanta you have in your life if you've been blessed by the Most High to encounter and befriend one.
"I love Juanta so much he's perfect"

"Did you see what Juanta wore to the gala?? Iconic"

"I'll never meet anyone like Juanta, my life is no longer worth living"
Juanta by LavishGod December 15, 2019
An Intelligent woman who is beautiful yet doesn’t know it. Usually a dark skinned beauty but doesn’t see it as a good thing. Can see right through you and has good friends.
You are so sweet Joanitah
Joanitah by BYEFELICA432 November 25, 2018
Juanito is pretty funny guy, sometimes can be sarcastic, sometimes can be stupid but always there for you at times and has a deep voice
Man I am such a Juanito
juanito by lateackkid5 November 16, 2016
once every five years, a whale with antlers, crawls out of the ocean to molest small children.
Don't go outside today Bradley, it's the year of Juanica.
juanica by Aubrie Taylor April 13, 2006

janitarium 

A place where elderly janitors go once they have inhaled
way too many chemical fumes.
So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.
janitarium by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010