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Juan

Super delicious male humanoid. And incredible in bed.
Juaaan.. Oh, Juann..
by SoarMouthh June 18, 2009
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Juan

Juan Is not mainly a mexican Name, Juan can also be Puerto Rican as in my case, also nick names= Juanito, Tito, Juany, Juana and many others
your the juan and only ahah
by Jmgonz35 November 9, 2010
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juanes

Born Juan Esteban Aristizabal.

Internationally famous Columbian pop singer known for his socially conscious lyrics, catchy songs, and incredibly hot appearance.

Currently has three albums:
Fijate Bien
Un Dia Normal
Mi Sangre

Famous for his hit single "A Dios Le Pido"
"Did you hear the new Juanes song on the radio?"

"Uh, yeah. I totally went to the concert."
by kurai March 21, 2005
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Juan

Possibly the coolest name you can have.
The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation.
It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers to the poor animal. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day.
The story goes on to tell incredible feats that would make Hercules himself look like a kid.
The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.
Juan already did that!
I wish I was as cool as Juan!
When I grow up, I want to be just as cool as Juan.
Juan is my hero.
by John Cousin March 20, 2008
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Juan

A way to tell a guy he has a big dick
Danm juan
by Migger420 69 September 30, 2016
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Juan

Juan
A: i just don’t get the horse meme...
B: juan
by Jacil October 20, 2020
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JUAN

Juan Loves girls and has a big ass and DICKKK!!!!
Juan hAS a Big Dick
by BiGDick186 September 6, 2017
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