HIPSTER. Jean shorts. Cut off at the knee, Intended to fray. Usually very tight fitting, and unless worn by adult males above a reasonable age, theyre hot. Dont wear them if youre fat.
by :):O:P:D:] June 06, 2010
by Matt Lennon July 30, 2003
Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.
Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
by jort hater May 04, 2006
Brian: "Fun fact - Isabelle makes up 0.3% of the Animal Crossing population and 100% of the nut stains in my jorts"
Josh: "wtf Brian"
Josh: "wtf Brian"
by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020
Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.
Dynomite! Sportin the Jort today Bo!
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.
by Tom LaFauci February 28, 2006
jorts(jean shorts)redneck MEN wear them, when females wear them they are very acceptable, and arent called jorts when females wear them they are called board shorts or boy shorts
haha, DP is a redneck and it shows when he wears his jorts proudly.
Now look at her those are really nice board shorts.
Now look at her those are really nice board shorts.
by PiSsEdOfF ;] March 19, 2009
by bentaylor24 February 12, 2010